recentgooglesearches:

what did the first person to do a backflip do that for

(via plotzz)


leepacey:

Rami Malek as Ahkmenrah in Night at the Museum 3

(via youaremyrock-mydwayne-myjohnson)



about the elephant emojis

timetrees:

taken from emojipedia

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APPLE: 

a sweet baby, wants to be friends. trying their best.

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GOOGLE:

a blue boi !!!! hes really friendly but knocks things over a lot. i love him.

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MICROSOFT:

wow there he is !!!!! he sure walks!!! o boy hes doin fine !!!!!!

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SAMSUNG

very loving and gentle, just a baby. needs to escape where she lives.

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LG

his name is bob and he’s a father of three. i love him and support him.

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HTC

oh man!!!!! shes a little on the wild side, even though she looks a lil plain. she might steal ur water with her beautiful trunk!!!!

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FACEBOOK

a noble elephant!!! they protect their family and yours. likes to pose.

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TWITTER

awwww. she;s a little shy and doesnt think shes all that much but!!! shes so good!! she loves her friends! :’)))

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MOZILLA

a small boy, still a baby! really wants to be a firefighter and has to be told not to spray things with water sometimes. he likes to help ppl!

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EMOJI ONE

this guy may look pure, but theyre a little mischievous! they like apples. 

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EMOJIDEX

another blue !!! this guys on the older side, but he still tries to take care of his friends and family. loves babies. i trust him 100%.

(via drunkardsprayer)


foodntwk:
“ badfoodnetworkpuns:
“ me in crisis mode
”
the martian was such a good movie
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foodntwk:

badfoodnetworkpuns:

me in crisis mode

the martian was such a good movie

(via letting-and-living)


thatfeministkilljoy:

The Hollyweed guy is looking at double the jail time that Brock Turner got. 

“Hollyweed” didn’t hurt anyone, there is not lasting damage to the sign, all that needs to be done to reverse the prank is to take down four signs. After that, it’s like it never even happened. 

Brock Turner, on the other hand, violently assaulted and violated an unconcious woman. That trauma will be with her, possibly for the rest of her life. There is no reversing that. It can never be undone. It will never be as if it never happened.

I guess landmarks are just more important than women’s bodies.

(via longtermbookworm)



aphrodeiti:
“ i love how this implies that ‘damns’ are scarce and rarely given out frequently and that ‘fucks’ are a surplus source/widely accessible, which really highlights the severity of the depression of fucks and damns. If he can’t even spare a...

aphrodeiti:

i love how this implies that ‘damns’ are scarce and rarely given out frequently and that ‘fucks’ are a surplus source/widely accessible, which really highlights the severity of the depression of fucks and damns. If he can’t even spare a fuck, which was the most abundant, then what can he give sis?????

iconic piece of supply and demand discourse!!!

(via horse-ebooks)


derpycats:
“We are tired
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derpycats:

We are tired